Yes, you lucky people who follow this blog, and only the good Lord knows why. I am back! AND, I am raring to go with some great Conservative Outrage and news!!! Enough all ready about me although I am worthy of talking about.
One only has to look at the USA Today for startleing Conservative Outrage. The headline reads:
"Slowly, limits on POT are fading". I would say, "Conservative Morals go up in smoke". Perhaps a better headlines would be "Country goes to POT"!
Back in the day when I was on the Police Dept. possessing a "joint" was grounds for going to jail and more being ostracized by the community. Now, I would imagine it would be nearly impossible to find people who haven't tried dope. Why do you think they call it "dope" Duh. This just goes along with our great country becoming fat and soft. As we sit at our desks and type on our blogs we come up with great ideas to make "us" feel better. Read the complete article here.
Being "gay" comes to mind. It takes away "homosexual" which sounds so... so... harsh. Being "gay" sounds so much more acceptable. My personal favorite is "lethal injection". What a swell way to say KILL A HUMAN BEING, because the government said it's the right thing to do. Yes, I have heard all the arguments pro and con about the death penalty. Given that I am still against it. It's like abortion, you can't correct a mistake. I do believe in "incarcerated for the rest of your natural born days" DNA testing has proven too many persons have gone to jail for crimes they haven't committed. They can be released from prison and but NOT from the grave! Our judicial system is based on the idea that better 11 guilty men go free than one innocent man goes to prison. In my ever so humble opinion it should remain that way!!
Now from the ridiculous to the sublime. Liberal/Democrat representative, Ann Kirkpatrick, from the state that fathered the outrageous and psyco Harry, the Hun, Reid, is calling for representative to take a whopping 5% pay cut. All I can say is WAY TO GO ANNIE!. Praise the Lord and thank you your gracious ladyship. Did you hear that folks, 5%!!!!. Well I guess there goes the National debt down the drain. Bring on the TRILLION $$$$$ health care bill. It's paid for! Ladies of my audience please forgive my next remark! You stupid broad! How dumb do you think the American public is!! A 5% pay cut is $8700 of your base salary if my grade school math is correct. You just gave yourself a $5000 pay raise last year! Who in the Hell do you think you are fooling. You must be in deep sh__, in your congressional district that's all I can say. Let me continue the math. Here we go, $8700 divided by 52 months is $167.30 per week. Do you really think that is a significant pay reduction for a 20% approval rating. How would you like the surgeon doing Nancy Pelosi's botox to have a 20% success rating! You should be working for FREE! Please representative Kirkpatrick do not insult the intelligence of middle America. You just Pis__ us off!!!
For the complete Bull Crap story go here!
And finally from my home state, the great State of Ohio we have the dumbest move on the part of our penal system. Seems we have this moron on death row ready to be EXECUTED, by lethal injection. Someone gives him some DRUGS. Why and for what who knows, and this moron who is scheduled to be EXECUTED today by lethal injection decides to OVERDOSE. Duh on him. But wait, just like the commercial, there's much, much more. Our prison guards/officials transport him to a local hospital to......yep, you guessed SAVE HIS LIFE!!! What in the H E double hockey sticks where these people thinking. Oh, that's right they weren't! Who is dumber, the con or the state? Fortunately the medical team at the hospital saved this man's life.........................so he could be EXECUTED! Now he is back in prison and thank goodness under sewer side watch. And that is where this story should be in the sewer. For the most ridiculous story of the day, if you can bare to read it, go here!
OK, I'm through now. I'm back and I'm just getting started.
Have a good night folks,
Pops
2 comments:
BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know which made me laugh harder...the news stories or your DESCRIPTIVE language!
glad you're back pops.
oh, and do you know how much you PAID to do CPR on him so that you could PAY for the drugs/etc of the lethal injection?? oh, by all means, let's make darn sure he don't beat us to the punch and save us the time trouble and MONEY of killing him.
Welcome back.
The liberals would just love to have every one stoned out of their minds, because that way, when they sitting around toking and snorting, injecting. or what ever, they won't be paying attention to what is being done to them.
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