Subject: Dear Abbey
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green. One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently lives in Lexington. She is still a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
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Dear Worried,
ReplyDeleteFor goodness sake, let's don't scare the poor girl away! If you truly love her, you can just wait until later in the relationship to tell her about your cousin....or just make sure she never meets cousin. But I see no reason to torment her for no good reason......
LOL! That was hysterical. Shabbat Shalom, Pops dear.
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL REPLY
ReplyDeleteRolling on the floor here in Ohio!!!
Good morning Spitfire and what a way to start my day!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Bwahahaha
ReplyDeleteMost amusing.
ReplyDeleteThis is made extra funny by the fact that there really are families as you described.
That post is a 'hoot'!
ReplyDeleteAnd no, no reason at all to introduce the bride to that ne'rdowell from Ashland, the Obama supporter.
See ya, Pops~!
REALLY good one, pops! (how're you?xxx)
ReplyDeleteIt is embarrassing to think ANY American voted for Obama considering they already knew he was a liar and had no experience and nobody knows WHO paid for Harvard..to name only a few of a thousand objections normal Americans would have!?
Did you read my piece on Mr. Z's TIES? I think you'd like it...about 8 down the scroll at my place.
All the best, my friend. Z